closet drunk
when you get so drunk you black out and wake up in a pitch black room. you can’t find a light or door, so you go into the closet and rip all the contents out thinking the stairs collapsed and you need to dig your way out.
girl 1: did you get closet drunk last night?
girl 2: yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.
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