closet freak girl


lover of the limp pen0s.
pocket sized bundle of fun. has an inexplicable urge to defend stinking communists
sacred protector of teh weaky w-ng.
one who is a caffene addict
one whos love for the music of the 80’s knows no bounds

s-xy b-tch.
“look at that -ss! that one is a closet freak girl”

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