Closet Glee
n. an apparently glee-hating individual who constantly hates on the show (usually a straight, but slightly effeminate/sensitive male) but actually turns out to be an avid fan
closet glee’s usually “come out of the closet” and admit their love of the show after sustained talk of musical numbers and sue sylvester
ex.
girl: “did you guys watch glee yesterday? i absolutely love how they’re doing an episode all about brittany spears!!!!!”
guy: “glee is such a stupid–ss waste of time, they break out in song like every 5 minutes and who gives a flying cr-p about whether rachel and finn get together.. ”
girl: “how do you know about rachel and finn if you don’t watch the show?”
guy: “… okay i admit i’m a closet glee.. i love glee so much”
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