closet hater
the act of hating on somebody when they’re not around, usually occurring when a group of people share a common feeling, arising like a mob mentality.
person 1: did you see the shoes jesse was wearing today? they were ugly as h-ll
person 2: yeah bro, he must have been drunk when he bought them.
person 3: why are you guys being such closet haters?
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