closet narcissist
clos·et nar·cis·sist /ˈkläzit ˈnärsəsəst/ (noun)
1. someone who is a narcissist, but denies it.
2. someone who is a narcissist and knows it, but does not admit it.
3. someone who is a narcissist, knows it, and admits it, but does not like being one.
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john: hey henry! how are you doing?
henry: i’m doing fine, john. do you like my new clothes? or how about my hairstyle? they’re all new and i’m loving it all! what do you think?
john: they’re fine, i guess… so, wha—
henry: oh, i’ve also met this girl at the bar and she’s taken a shine to me. i think she may be the one, as well! she’s nice and sweet and she thinks i’m handsome, too! i already knew that, but it still feels nice when someone tells me that.
john: you’re being pretty narcissistic, henry.
henry: what? no, i’m not.
(henry is a closet narcissist).
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