closet rack


the act of a woman hiding (taping down) her br–sts to make people think she’s a boy or man.
hey bob, did you see hilary sw-nk on the oscar’s show last night in that low-cut see-through dress?? man, she’s got huge beautiful mogambos!!! i can’t believe that she had that ‘closet rack’ in the movie ‘boys don’t cry’! i’m so happy to see that ‘they’ finally came out! those t-tties are truly ‘million dollar babies’!!

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