Closety


1. acting like you are in the closet

2. making a comment, which would otherwise seem proactive in a political progressive and mostly liberal way, that will -ssuredly make others wonder about your hetro to h-m- ratio.
he’s more offended about that word that all of my gay friends combined; seems kinda closety to me.

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