closted


when typing with your eyes closed, upside down and under water you tend to write closed as “closted”
i can type with my eyes closted, upside down and under water!!!

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  • cmunt

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  • COCKADOODLE-DON'T

    a fine girl that you think about being intimate with all the time but the negatives of doing so could far out weigh the positives. ie; venereal disease, best friends wife, your boss, midget, reputation for being a clingy psycho, convicted violent felon, under-age, fat, it could break up the band. i think i could […]

  • cock block master

    a person, male or female, who has perfected the art of c-ck blocking ahhh sh-t, stevie’s here. he is a c-ck block master. no chance of hooking up tonight

  • cock fucking son of a bitch

    people who deserve the upmost hatred.for their stupidity you: john give me your spare pencil for the test 6th hour john: no you: you c-ck f-cking son of a b-tch give me your pencil now.


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