Clouded by Muff


when a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of p-ssy(s), or the possibility of tasting p-ssy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that p-ssy(s).
john: “what the f-ck was bart thinking sh-gging that b-tt-ugly fat-bird last night? man she made me wanna spew!”

mike: “who knows dude, he was probably clouded by m-ff”

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