when you have a best friend who is no longer allowed to talk to you because of their boyfriend or girlfriend.
“have you heard from simoana lately?”
“nah, she’s been full-on cloused, too”.
- wiener w*lly
when a man dips his d*ck in a bucket of ice cold water, then proceeds to stick it in someone’s ear. common in prisons and also known as ear s*x. that brolic black guy gave me a wiener w*lly last night!
a fart that lingers on objects even when the person leaves the room. d*mn you smell that chair? that dude just pig-penned us!
- slap stain
the mark left after getting necked or slapped on your skin. angie: “honey, do these jeans make my b*tt look big?” bill: “yes” angie: “you better rethink your answer before i put a slap stain on yo face a mark or “stain” left on someone’s body after being slapped or “necked”. *friend gets slapped*, “oooh […]
- breathing like shakespeare
someone on the internet or even in real life who writes, says, or types a long 3+ paragraph thesis on the most insignificant subjects in the comment box which is meant for comments not paragraphs therefore annoying the living sh*t out of people because they probably have nothing better to do with their life. this […]