CLT Sprain
whenever someone cites an ‘injury’ for not playing, practicing, or competing. comes from ‘cl-t sprain’, which said person has torn, sprained, strained, impinged, or tweaked their cl-t.
person one: ‘i can’t practice today, my leg/shoulder/arm/knee/etc. is hurting me’
person two: ‘aww little baby, did you have a clt sprain?’
person three: ‘yeah dude, shut the f-ck up and train’.
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