Club Med


the place to go when you want to get laid. a village of fun parties and constant life.
lets go to club med i haven’t gotten laid in weeks.
where nemer thinks he is everytime he comes into the city
nemer: i’m hungry yo, order a pizza.
cap: umm, you order it, what do you think this is, club med?

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