Club Shove


giving someone in a club (or pub) a shove, usually because they’re stepping all over your shoes or hitting you in the head with their badly co-ordinated limbs.
the club shove is to be expected on big nights out in town and usually realitively consequence free because you can always blame it on your dancing.
kate decided that the only way to stop her brand new heels being trod on again was to impliment the club shove on this guys -ss, luckily she could blame her spastic dancing as the reason for him being hit.

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