Clubbing Seals
very large women that go from one club to another at pioneer square.
d-mn man those clubbing seals always get in for free, how do they do it?
another great american p-sstime, generally targeting baby mammals called seals and bludgeoning them over the head with some form of blunt object.
other p-sstimes of the sort include kicking puppies, burning the elderly, or listening to eminem (the only one of which i wouldn’t reccomend due to the high amount of cruelty to animals).
eminem meks nasty freaky stangelove to 12 year old groupies while cascading numbers of men and/or women ‘impale’ his wife on their ‘hot man spikes’ (see manloaf).
bashing baby harp seals on the head (thereby killing them) for to procure their pelts for garment making.
“clubbing seals may be brutal, but it p-sses off the peta f-ck-ups so i endorse it wholeheartedly”
unorthodox method of batting in cricket, jerky, some would say ugly. originated in surrey county cricket
stewart’s been clubbing seals all afternoon.
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