Clum


clums, shortnick of the smurf called clumsy, is not only the personification of murphies law, however, even the most terriffic d00d ever seen on the irc-network “quakenet.”
nevertheless, he example´s himself 🙂
the twin planet of raxacoricofallapatorius
“and what is the twin planet of raxacoricofallapatorius?”
“clum.”
the s-m-n when it is released from a boy just entering p-b-rty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male p-n-s.
“before i could c-m, i clummed”
m-ssive mank bloke called stewart
man with gl-ssess who breaks everything he touches
verb

the act of being clumsy
guy 1: that waiter just dropped his whole tray
guy 2: clumming it up something fierce.
clum is a word for an amzing guy with m-ssive muscles and amazing look
i need to be like clum, he is amazing who live in an amazing flat with an amazing mum

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