person a: why is she lying around?
person b: because she is a clump of fat
when you get f*cked by a professor, like when you write a test where the material wasn’t on the test. oh yea we all got venked by that test.
- partic*p*tion trophy wife
the woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you. my partic*p*tion trophy wife is much better-off for having left me. a “trophy wife” in the sense that we now live in a society where everyone gets a trophy. she’s certainly not first, second, or even third place. […]
- mini dab
an alternative to the dab. a way to slyly dab in public or at work. to mini dab one must point your pointer finger and your thumb and fold the rest of your fingers. “i was in a client meeting and couldn’t dab, so i threw out a mini dab to show my swag”
- the sausage temptrest
when you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground. when you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall traig lost his footing […]