Clunge Monkey
1. a derogatory term for a mentally r-t-rded person.
2. someone who likes to delve in the v-g-n- area for extended periods.
1. “look at that unfortunate clunge monkey in the wheelchair over there”.
2. “that guys breath smells like fish… he’s a definite clunge monkey”.
a female who feels incomplete unless swinging from clunge. often, although not exclusively, accompanied by barely contained feelings of anger, bitterness and superiority stemming from unresolved conflict issues and p-n-s envy. used as a more colloquial term than big fat angry lezzer.
‘so tom, how was the party?’
‘well claire it was great. right up until the part where i got set upon by this pair of angry, based-up clungemonkeys!’
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