Clunge-monster


a clunge-monster lives and breathes clunge. he (or she) is often characterised by delusions of chast-ty, superior intelligence and good looks. often pretends to be spanish and uses this as part of what can best be described as a “professional m-ffer’s handbook” (to include piano playing, sofa-jumping, poetry recitation and translating foreign wine bottles). regular activities include: m-ffing, schweffing, chirpsing, degrading, advancing to base 3 (the selfish kind), more m-ffing, and an unhealthy predilection for masturbation.
– “why’s that guy doing one-armed press-ups in the middle of the bar?”
– “he’s a f-cking clunge-monster!”

– “why has richard got a wrist strain again?”
– “he’s a f-cking clunge-monster!”

– “why does richard call himself ricardo?”
– “he’s a f-cking clunge-monster!”

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