Clunge-smashing


a game adopted by men, usually when inherrently intoxicated, where the aim is to sleep with (clunge-smash)as many females as they can in one day. the winner is the male who has smashed the most clunge within the sp-ce of 24 hours!

the time span can be altered, for example if on holiday, or away at university.
dan: “mate, you want to go clunge-smashing tonight?”

barrington: “i would but i’m already playing…”

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