cluntch


the combination of a cl-t, a c-nt and a b-tch.
she broke into my house and stole all of my guitars. what a cluntch
2 more definitions
to unsuccessfully hold a fart, usually occurs under high stress.
“i cluntch, when i first met my girlfriends parents.”
a condition commonly found in young gentlemen from rural backgrounds. symptoms are similar to that of self inflicted r-t-rdation, scabies, and gonhorrhea. this condition mostly affects the most politically astute, young, rural males. also occurs often in darbies.
“man, darby sure has a case of the cluntch!”

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