cluser
noun, derogatory. conflation of clueless user.
coined spontaneously by me in conversation between me and a fellow cube dweller.
“dude, sorry to be a clueless users, but could you update a page on the web-site for me?”
“ha! suffer cluser – your pitiful request has been added automatically to the bottom of my list to punish your impudence!”
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