cluster fucked

the planet earth since the day george w. bush was first inagurated as president of the united states.
every country on earth has been throughly cl-ster f-cked over the past five years.
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to be completely and totally screwed. to be in a state of utter, unavoidable, unthinkably insane screwage. a point in which one feels as though there is no way out of a current situation or predicament.
i was on this plane taxiing down the runway when a commuter train ran off the tracks and crashed through the airport fence. this event then caused a freeway overp-ss to collapse sending roughly 200 automobiles down towards the plane. the train was coming at us along with the cars and i said aloud “we’re so cl-sterf-cked”.
to get shafted because everything comes down on you at once
dude: how’d you do on your midterms?

me: i got cl-ster f-cked 🙁
when you go to miami university (of ohio not florida you f-cktards) as an honors student, you sign up for a cl-ster of 2-3 cl-sses in a topic you kinda choose (you make a list of preferences of cl-sters over the summer and most likely you won’t get the one you want and get a cr-ppy one you don’t like and half of the original cl-sters you choose from get eliminated!), then you are cl-ster-f-cked.

or when your cl-ster forces you to take a certain route in your academic career to avoid wasting cl-ss sp-ce in later semesters (even if you end up not liking the cl-ster cl-sses or topics you are in) you have been cl-ster-f-cked.
you’re a math major in a seminar for chemistry majors? wow, you got cl-ster-f-cked!

i wanted to take physics cl-sses for my major, but because i was cl-ster-f-cked i have to take chemistry cl-sses instead.

i signed up for one cl-ster, but i got cl-ster-f-cked into another one i don’t like.

miami is cl-ster-f-cking me.
when you comment on something on someone’s facebook and you get cl-ster f-cked with 100’s of notifications
i commented on my friend’s photo and now i am cl-ster f-cked
cereal p-rn.
according to “travis”:

“mmmm, f-ck me flakes! yeah, nice toasty & golden!”

“i want cl-sterf-cked! i’m gonna go rent it!”
the state of being totally confused,at a loss for words. like when in the presence of someone who you are so infactuated with you can’t think str8.
-i was so cl-sterf-cked when he spoke to me, i know i must have looked like an idiot.