cluster spunk


a fictional method of male -j-c-l-t–n whereby one’s s-m-n is shot into the air as one main globule only to cl-ster and split into thousands of sp-nky droplets when the apex of it’s trajectory is reached.
dude 1: “yo dude, i totally cl-ster sp-nked ya mom last night.”

dude 2: “oh snap, dude. oh snap.”

dude 1: “that b-tch was caked, yo!”

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