first defined by joseph gatts on youtube in october of 2015 in application to the realm of steven universe, cl*sterfrack refers to the process of pumping synthetic tears of rose quartz into the core of the earth in order to effect the emergence of the cl*ster (a m*ssive fusion of millions of shattered gems).
this term derives from fracking which refers to the process of either inseminating or pumping something into the earth to aid in oil drilling operations. in all three cases, the end result is the emergence of either an infant, crude oil, or the cl*ster.
after deeming it unsuitable for gem settlement, the homeworld gems decided to cl*sterfrack the earth in order to experiment on the effect of synthetic lacrimal essence upon gem shards.
- coffee curfew
the time of day at which one knows one can no longer drink coffee (or other caffeinated beverages) without an adverse effect on one’s sleep that night. five in the afternoon is my coffee curfew. don’t want to be awake until two in the morning. guess i’ll have a beer instead.
a v*g*n* that resembles coldcuts hanging out of a toothless persons gummy smile. her coldcutcooter looke nasty, i did not even hit it . i cant believe that hotchick has arbypoon a.k.a. coldcutcooter.
- concert hopper
a fake fan or any person who goes to any concert that comes to town. takes away the joy to the ones that have been there since day 1. bella is a concert hopper
persona muy fea. ”este chico es un craco” – este chico es muy feo.