the very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and sh-t your pants.
guy 1: i entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily i got to the bathroom in time
guy 2: i entered the clutch minute a couple years ago i didn’t make it to the bathroom…
- flu fart
flatulence occurring when one is taken ill with a flu bug. the flu fart is defined by the inevitable leakage of wet fecal matter when the gas is released. it is never intentional. one who is with flu is forever fearful of the flu fart. roger was ill with a stomach flu but he went […]
- i have arrived
the formal way of saying “i am c-ming” “do you allow me to arrive madeline?” “yes fred” “i have arrived”
- fastabend's sandals
a fastabend’s sandals a fastabend’s sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.
- slurp face
slurp face: n, defined as the face made while simultaneously emitting a slurping sound, or some such face. characterized by a withdrawn lower jaw and vacant stare. girl that creep in the corner been givin you slurp face slurp face confirmed see: the look derp face
- whole 9 yards
the whole package. his low rider was sick g! hydraulics and chomed out rims. the whole 9 yards!