CME


stands for “close my eyes”
used to demonstrate an expression of overwhelming disbelief or disappointment; typically used to express speechlessness from an incredulous circ-mstance

used similarly to “smh” (shake my head), but in a more disbelieving fashion
joyce: i know the dodgers game is in 30 minutes but i can’t go anymore! i just broke my toe running up the stairs.
priscilla: … are you serious? cme…

priscilla: i left my laptop at the library while i went to eat at the dining hall for an hour, and it was gone when i came back! someone stole my laptop!
joyce: … why would you leave your laptop at the library unattended for an hour? cme….
a combination of “come here” and “come by me”, most often used affectionately

girl exclaims: “wait! c’me!!”
close my eyes. this is similar to the ever-so-popular smh. used to describe when one is disgusted or feels like it’s not worth being seen.
my friend and i go to a restaurant hoping to get a nice looking waitress, but we end up with a waiter. as soon as we realize he is our waiter, cme.
a raw asz clique of gurls dat is haten upon by many people. they famous and always stay real. dey got fresh asz swagg (dey colors are teal,yellow n purple)dey also don’t deal wit lil b-tches and their drama.
their main ride or die boys are dme {dirty money everywhere) we f-kz wit dem

also know as:
clean money everywhere
certified money earners
certified money exclusive

what ever u a call them they still raw as f-k.
d-mn cme so fly
a common acronym used to describe ones dismay or surprise to a situation or scenario meaning “cr-p my elbow”. this phrase originally came from the acronym “o.m.g. w.t.f.” but was created to the speaking styles of louisiana, mississippi, and texas. “cr-p my elbow” is something that is impossible and therefore something to awe over.
man 1-“dude, i totally just wrecked into your car on accident!”

man 2-“g-dd-mn it dude! c.m.e.!”

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