the average colour of the sky at exactly 3:33pm on a wednesday.
the new york cmespo is very nice this time of year”
- agent oranged
being trapped in a conversation with an older or elderly adult, where they ramble/rant about a their time in college, the military or otherwise. any subtle social cue to leave the conversation is ignored by the person rambling/ranting. person 1: hey man it’s time to catch the movie. person 2: hey sorry dude i was […]
- zip me up
the act of meat riding so much that you have to tell them to zip you up dan-you rocking that h-lly hansen jacket me: zip me up
pretty, smart, and not very funny but u always need to laugh at her jokes because she’s a kind hearted person who finds the best in everything wish i had a friend like chelesa!!
- nine to fry
stoner slang for blazing after work hours; i.e. chilling out after work friend: whats the plan after work? josh c:nine to fry, my good man, nine to fry!
to fall for a schmoozer. this guy will break your heart with a smile on his face and know how to say all the right things. sadly, it is hard to realize you are being fallered while it is happening. note: sparkling blue eyes intensify the effects of being fallered, do not fall for it. […]