COBBLAW
cobblaw is always written in upper case. cobblaw immediately and without exception will cause any obstruction to what you are trying to accomplish to be removed. this includes people, technical problems, natural occurrences, and general shenanigans. invoking cobblaw exempts you from all other law. to invoke cobblaw, simply yell it aloud, type it into the appropriate machine, or write it over whatever the current problem is.
jordan could not get his sql query to return the correct results. realizing this is the perfect situation for cobblaw, jordan erased the query and entered ‘select – from cobblaw’. the server immediately returned the result he was looking for.
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