Cobra Up


a typical defense mechanism of a weak and timid creature in which the animal or person tries to look bigger than they really are to ward off enemies, or to try and make b-tches think you’re h-lla big when you’re not.
jacob was trying to cobra up tonight at dinner, so he could show redfern his dope pp.

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