Cock Block Tortoise
when someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a c-ck block by crawling onto a couple’s bed whilst they are making intercourse
“i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and c-ck block tortoised onto nat’s bed who was sh-gging zach”
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