Cock Bong
when a naked standing man pours a beer down his chest and the recipient chugs it as it cascades off of the mans c-ck.
andrew: mike, why are you naked and soaking wet?
mike: because i’m awesome… and i just got done giving this wh-r- diana a c-ck bong!
alternative phrase for the more commonly used “p-n-s pump”. this is due to it’s resemblance to a bong, and the fact the p-n-s is placed inside said object.
that’s a c-ck bong man, you must have a tiny w-nger.
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