cock burgler
a person who pursues a man’s p-n-s in hopes to “steal a quick grab” (a.k.a. – someone who grabs a man’s genitals without permission)
“steve said he was hangin’ out with dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. i knew dave was a c-ck burgler!”
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