Cock Count
the number of p-n-ses a woman has allowed inside her body before getting married. her husband will usually feel more shame and insecurity the higher the number is.
0- virgin and inexperienced (what men want)
1-4 judged (most men will tolerate)
5+ sl-t (only a few men will marry)
10+ prost-tute (pimps or men who are desperate)
i started cheating on my wife when i found out her c-ck count. i feel inferior because she has had more men inside her than i have women. i will stop when i match her count. then i will be happy again.
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