Cock Dollar
crude joke or prank.
1) pull out some dollar bills (any denomination) from your wallet.
2) stick them one by one in your pants and rub your genitalia with it. (preferably after you have been doing some extraneous activity that causes the area to sweat)
3) go to a gas station to purchase an item with the “c-ck dollars”
4) after your purchase and the exchange of your “c-ck dollars”, you have the satisfaction that the clerk has “your nut sack juices” in his/her hands.
we used slightly moist c-ck dollars to purchase the munchies for us and the gas for the pinto-mobile.
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