cock eyed bitch


shifty or crazy eyes due to a tragic moment.
one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a “c-ck knocker” and shoved a lamp up my friends -ss, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.

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