Cock Gnobbling


the act of twisting and pulling on a c-ck for maximum pleasure. often played in compet-tive manners. the champion of a c-ck gn-bble compet-tion is often known as the c-ck gn-bbler king.
karan’s mom loves c-ck gn-bbling. i hear she went all-state and won the shiniest piece of tin foil.

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