cock hammock


c-ck hammock: a hammock specialy fabricated to prevent a mans large w-ng from falling onto the possibly dirty ground. these used to just be in swimsuits but now are in athletic wear aswell.
“glad i’ve got a c-ck hammock so my sh-t wont drag on the ground” -various

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