Cock Harpies


(1) two women, with open mouths (typically on their knees but not required if you are wearing stilts), fighting for a protein reward. squawking possible, or better.
(2) any woman who is treating your p-n-s like a worm.
“hey man, you should’ve seen the threesome i had last night.” “oh, yeah?” “yeah, i’ve never seen such hungry c-ck harpies.”

–one possible scenario!

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