cock in hand


to go into something ‘c-ck in hand’ means to enter it with confidence, not confident that you will succeed but simply confident that you are in fact entering into that endevour.
robbie walked into math cl-ss only to find there was a homework quiz that day. robbie never did any of his homework and had no idea what they had been studying. but, robbie wouldn’t let it get him down. he went into that quiz c-ck in hand and failed it with dignity.
expression: effortless. easy. under control. there is nothing to worry about. attainable.
sanjay: “conrad, you haven’t uploaded my naked polaroids yet!”
conrad: “don’t worry baby, it’s all c-ck in hand, i’ll have those up tomorrow.”

sanjay: “i think the border patrol is going to catch us!”
conrad: “not even, it’s c-ck and hand. i fumigated the shipment with coffee been extract.”

sanjay: “i wouldn’t lie to you, but i just made the s-x with 2 coworkers during lunch.”
conrad: “well sanjay, as they say it all c-ck in hand.”
having ones c-ck in hand
here i come, c-ck in hand.

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