Cock Jealous


c-ck jealousy.
all women do it. even if they never ever ever sleep with you; if you tell them your banging someone they get instantly jealous and will become erratic.
you – “so i’m banging this totally hot chick.”
friend – “who’s that sl-t?”
you – “my new f-ck buddy (insert name here.)”
friend – “(thinking) i am so totally c-ck jealous right now. he never f-cks me!”
you – “(thinking) what a c-ck jealous b-tch.”
means when someone is jealous of their friend getting at some chic and that someone trys to c-ckblock but fails.
manz saw michael trying to get with some chic and manz got c-ckjealous and went over to introduce hiself. michael walked away and that chic follwed while manz was left alone in disgust. hes f-cking c-ckjealous.

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