Cock jousting

to move at high velocity towards someone with your p-n-s erect and pointing towards them in hopes of knocking them out.
joe practiced c-ck jousting on his girlfriend but missed and impaled his cat instead.
a sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with m-ssive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their b-tts. the victorious party will keep his hot dog intact upon c-ck-to-c-ck contact while the loser will break his hot dog in half by clenching his b-tt cheeks together in fear of the collision.
the arena floor was covered in broken hot dogs after the annual c-ck jousting tournament.
a game where 4 or men strip down to their skins get their p-n-s hard as can be, and attept to put their p-n-s into someons -n-s with their hands tied behind their back while trying to protect thier -sshole from being penatrated, when your -sshole is penatrated you are out last man without a penatrated -sshole wins!!
tyler- so what did you guys do last night?
adam- well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big c-ck jousting tournament.
tyler- wow too bad i was sick who won?
adam-well me peirre and achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly b-st-rds talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing peirre achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my -sshole thus eliminating me, than ahillies won in the finals.
tyler-wow too bad i wanst there!