cock length
unit of measurement which is 9 inches.
there are however local variations to this, the 9 inches quoted is generally recognised in england uk. but for example in asia a c-ck lengtht is only recognised as 4 inches and in most african country’s a c-ck length is claimed to be 11 inches but recent research (by my wife) shows this to be an exaggeration.
when wanting an 18 inch length of wood john shouted
“richard p-ss me a piece of wood please”
“how long ?”
“about 2 c-ck lengths”
a general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. the opposite of a c-hair.
‘when installing the underground sprinkler system, john used a half a c-ck length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb.”
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