cock light
the act of using flamable liquid to draw a c-ck upon a neighbor’s lawn, followed by lighting it on fire, thus producing a flaming, lit c-ck.
get the lighter fluid, were going to c-ck light the neighbors yard.
when you light your j-zz and it burns on the tip of your p-n-s creating 4-5 seconds of light without pain to the p-n-s. this was first witten about by king louie xvi of france when he was recieving a bl-wj-b and j-zzed on a candle.
(lamp) (c-ck light)
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