cock magnet

its the wee early morning hours between 2 and 6am when the moon pulls from the earth causing your p-n-s to erect itself in a manner like the tide in the ocean pulling it up and up and up and away
coc`ock/mag-net this morning my c-ck magnet accidently poked my g/fs eye out oops
a girl who is adept at attracting men, typically one with large over sized br–sts and -ss and a small waist, accompined by little (or no) clothing
girlfreind “were you looking at that c-ck magnet?”
bloke “no way b-tch, now make me my tea!”
a person who attracts other people’s p-n-ses

when somebody’s p-n-s feels gravitation towards somebody/something
–mark is walking down the hallway when suddenly he feels his p-n-s pull his whole body towards lucas as if there was some kind of magnetic gravitation–

mark & lucas: “what the f-ck??”
mark: “you are such a c-ck magnet, lucas.”
lucas: “no, you are the c-ck magnet, mark!”

a male of a h-m-s-xual nature.
tyrone is such a c-ckmagnet.
one who is attracted to c-ck, and attracks c-ck.
fred nott has a c-ckmagnet.
‘ah yeah, you a fred nott?’-are you gay?
‘does this car have a c-ckmagnet?’
typically defined as your mother.
wow, your mom is the biggest c-ck magnet i’ve seen since your sister.
any woman who sleeps with so many guys that she can’t remember their names, and doesn’t know the last names of the babies she has ever few months. gilrs like this are usually obvious to spot, because they flirt and groop all over any guy, having very low standards, and are ready and willing the give a bl-w j-b to anything shaped like a p-n-s.
the mathews sisters are totally c-ckmagnets! there’s 8 of them, and their mother has two more coming later this year? are they ever going to go out and get some hobbies or maybe even a job? i feel sorry for them.