Cock Monkey Bastard
1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a c-ck monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly p-sses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
you can also use cmb for short.
1. you’re a c-ck monkey b-st-rd!
2. that guy’s such a f-cken c-ck monkey b-st-rd. i should beat his -ss.
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