cock punching migraine
bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a m-ssive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a m-ssive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.
dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a c-ck punching migraine, so i punched my c-ck and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my d-ck hurts
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