cock save
in the same vein as a c-ck block, a c-ck save is to save a c-ck from irreparable harm. “irreparable harm” here can refer to an ugly/disease-ridden/non-human female, or to an embarr-ssing/potentially lethal inanimate object, any of which a healthy human p-n-s should never come into contact in the fist place.
a c-ck save may be mistaken for a c-ck block until the next day when the person affected can look upon the situation with sober eyes.
the actions that amount to a c-ck block and c-ck save are usually the same, the only difference being that a c-ck block is always a bad thing and a c-ck save is always a good thing.
mike: i was so drunk i almost f-cked that softball player/billy goat/toaster. i mean i was pants down, tent pitched, ready to go. what happened?
dwight: i knocked your -ss out with the waffle iron for being an idiot.
mike: thanks for the c-ck save, amigo.
v. 1. when your friends save you from from hooking up with an ugly or otherwise undesirable female (or if you’re gay an undesirable male). 2. the act of saving your friend’s c-ck when he is too drunk to do so for himself.
ant: c-ck block
“dude, my sister totally c-ck blocked me last night”
“man, did you see the girl you were with?… i’d say she c-ck saved you”
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