Cock Shawl
a gay-looking horseshoe shaped mustache. comment meant to imply that it should probably be wrapped around a p-n-s.
nice c-ck shawl you got growing there, john.
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an offensive term for an african-american “whoa, calm down mr jefferson! theres plenty of watermeleon to go around”
- mr. miagi
v. to sn-tch up something very quickly, namely annoying flies that bother you while you are trying to think of very funny words. also to sn-tch anything you want, but in a quick fashion and semi-discreetly. i swear, if that fly doesnt knock it off i’m gonna mr. miagi it with the quickness.
- Cocoa Nut Wipe
when a man, while sitting on the cr-pper, attempts to wipe himself after cr-pping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper. man, my girlfriend and i were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by b-lls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.
- margarita currency
the tendency to measure the cost of something in margaritas or another drink with a fixed, easy-to-remember price. it’ll cost your five less margaritas to fly to orlando on the 8th than on the 9th. think about it in margarita currency. think about all the margaritas you could buy instead of those sl-t shoes.
- Rogie dole
the art of siting on a toilet, taking a sh-t, haveing a w-nk and eating a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwhich all at the same time. man, this shows so cr-p! im going for a rogie dole