cock shield
2. a defensive and honorable maneuver where a friend successfully has s-x with a chick that is stalking you, freeing you up to score with someone else. the need for the c-ck shield arises when the act of having s-x with the stalker will lead to a bunch of bad consequences.
this is similar but subtly different to being a wing man, a c-ck block and the c-ck shield def 1. as your friend is trying to avoid you having s-x with one person so that you may have s-x with another.
dude, thanks for the c-ck shield last night. i now have at least another month or so before she’ll be back in full force tying to get me to sleep with her again – nightmare averted!
2 more definitions
when you c-ckblock yourself intentionally to get away from, or dismiss, unwanted p-ssy.
i was walking in the mall today and saw sally; she came up to me, but i had to c-ckshield myself because she was overweight.
a guy friend that a girl will use to protect her from being hit on. it is preferable though not necessary for this guy to be gay. if a girl is not interested in a guy who approaches her she will suggest her c-ck shield friend is her boyfriend. if an interesting guy makes an advance on her she will -ssure him that the c-ck shield is merely a friend. an effective decoy tactic deployed by women in order to prevent the awkward advances of undesirable men.
“dude what are you doing tonight? wanna come chill with me?”
“nah, sorry man i promised kim i’d be her c-ck shield tonight”
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