Cock Shrink
basically, the opposite of a b-n-r.
if you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a c-ck shrink could be witnessing your parents having s-x.
megan: “lets have s-x”
joey: “okay!”
megan: “ohh harder john! err uhh i mean joey”
joey: “i’m not in the mood anymore, thats a c-ck shrink.”
or
brian: “i need to go jerk off” -walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet- “uhhh nevermind, my c-ck shrank”
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